Nokate Sexy (Interdit Au - 18 Ans)
 

koullha ou zinou!

gallek hada wahed khayna bqa kayesker fi lbar hta 4 sbah. ou fin ma kay bghi ysayyed chi wahda kay tir 3liha chi wahed. A la fin bqatg wahda wejha bhal jrana, ddaha w dar liha fota 3la wejha ou dkhal fiha. galliha chefti nti, ahssan haja fik houwa lm3allem diali!

zeb el bghal

hada wahed el dokali tlaka m3a wahed el fassi felhemmam, dokali bda kaychouf zeb el fassi essghir obda kayedhek; el fassi tekress; jbed el hedra 3la el wlad o howa igoul: 3tani ellah 2 wlad 1 sidi hamid doktour o lala fatimezzahra mohamiya ; o howa itekress eddokali obda kaychof fzebo elkbir ogal : zeb elbghal myewled ghir el bghal ;-p

tat 7wini had al oghniya

galak hada wahad sayad dkhal daro o houwa yal9a waldo mkawaz al baf o barak tay gol "a7 a7 a7 a7" o houwa igol lih ach tadir hadak al hmar o houwa igol lih waldo : tat 7wini had al oghniya

sida

hada wahed khayna mcha 3end sahbo galih 3endi rab3a dyal stounat ngoulhom lik daba galih lakhor sir mohim galih awala 1er mratak mamzyanach 2eme mratak daz 3liha darb kaml 3ement hta ana dazt 3liha et 4ement galih kif jatak 3ement
galih sahabo 1ement mrati 9ahba 2ement je sais que derb daz 3liha 3ement mrati fiha SIDA et 4ement galih kif jatk 3ement

chrjéme diale ddar

galek hada wahede rrajel ou marto 3ndhome welde ou saknine fi bite srire et rrajel fi ma ki bri hwi marto ki hate wéldo fi chrjéme(la fenétre)et ki goole lih choofe chkone li daize ki goole lih
hamza daize et fatna 3ande moule hanoute soudain howa i goule lih 3bdellah ki hwi marto et bbah galih bache 3raftiha galih tawa hate weldo fi charjeme

kafate

hada oua7ed elkafate souwlouhe 3la el7oua o gali7oum la la 7adchi 3a icha3ate

2 gays

gallek à sidi hado 2 gays ghadyine fettri9, nad llewel gal lettani : ghadi nsewlek wa7ed sou2al, wyla jawebti s7i7 7ewiny wyla jawebti khata2 ne7wik. ja lakhor galih wakha. gallo lewel : chno hiya l7aja li katkoun fou9 sour wkatgoul miaw miaw. ja tani jawbo : kelb. ja lewel galo : yen3el mouk, jebtiha s7i7a.......

said tejawaj

had wahd sayd tezawej bawahd lmera howa diha daro ou ghabrat 3la moha wahde nhar kan dayz rajalha menhda dar lmera howa ydouz liha ou l9a mot lmera galitelih kidera benti galiha mehalifiha kayn ghir lham gatlih hetal chi nhar ou ndouz dazet liyame hiya douz mote diriya ou l9at benteha ka3eya ou galeteliha malk abenti rajelek mahali fik blham ou nti ka3eya galitelha benteha in lham ghir kikedab howa yedkhal rajel galiteleh mote bent iwa finahowa lhomat ligaleti liya howa yjebad zabou ou galiha mal hada houte

lfhama

gal lik hada wahed sat bga ihwi wahed lmra o hadik lmra mkalkha wahed nhar khellaha hta tel3at lsttah tenchor lhwayj o tba3ha o gal lih wache nti mkalkha galet lih ah o howa igoul liha ila bgiti matebkayche mkalkha khassek tkewzi lchemche bache tedkhol lik lfhama galet lih wakha elmohim kewzat chi 4 heures o hiya tgoul cheft madekhlat la fhama la walo gal lih ahhhh rah ntouma lmrawat 3andkom jouj tokbat rah lfhama katedkhol o katekhroj o gal liha khassni nssed lik chi wahda o hiya tgoul lih wakha o howa bka kayhwi fiha o hiya tgoul lih had chi rah hwa o howa igoul liha hanti bditi katfehmi ...........hihihihihihi

BOMBOM

HADA WAHD JENA GALK MCHA AL MESR O KAN TMYA BZAF DL WAKT O BRA YSAFR F TREN O KHDA M3AH RADIO O JORNAL O KANT WAHD LBNIA M3A BAHA HADAK KHDAMRADIO O SIFTAT HIYA BAHA BACH IGOLO RAK BRZTE BNI HADAK RAJL RAYD RADIO O KHDA JORNAL O KAN KAYKRAH WAHD CHWEYA JA3ANDO DAK BA DIAL LBNT O GALO RAK BRZITE BNTE WALAKIN MACHI 3ALA CHANI 3ALA CHAN HIY
OBKA DAK RAJL WAHD CHWEYA MCHA 3AND DAK LBNT O GALHA LBSE HWAYJAK O STRE RASC WALKI MACHI 3ALA CHANI 3ALA CHAN ZABIIII JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

7amam

galik hada wa7d l 7amam li ki dkholo ki r9a9 ja wa7d rajel dkhal jbar wa7d lbnt zwina mktoba f sdra ida chibartini 7wini howa bda ki jri moraha 7ta rja3 r9i9 3awda lssa7bo ta howa jbar wa7d lbnt zwina mktoba fssdra ida chobartini 7wini o 7ta howa 3awda lssa7bo ghlid bzaf mli dkhal ssa7bo ll7amam jbar wa7d lk7al wa7d bo 9la9l o mktoba f sdro ida chobartk n7wik p dik lghlid b9a harb harb 7ta rja3 r9i9 b7al chi lo9ida hahaha

lgarrou (la cigarette)

hada wahd drri bogoss walakine zbou sghir,ma tykdarch yhdar m3a lbnate bach ma ytchouwahch,wahd nhar chaf wahd touta wa3ra w trief mziane,ma kdarch ysbar w houwa yhder m3aha w hia tbghi tmchi m3ah ldar bach yhwiha.hia hadik,daha ldar w dkhlha lbite w dfa do bach ma tchouf walou,hiyed srwal w 3taha zbou tchdou lih,ghir chdatou w hia tkolo lah yhafdek a khay walakine ana ma tankmich hahaha

mskin

wahd al mosabaka diyal chkoun ali radi yakhchi f karou akbar haja
lmouhim wahd a sate bda kaytrini b 3sa diyal al "bizbol"nhar al competition fak m3atal w mali mcha lkahoum salaw walakin lka wahd a sate kaybki w gal lou malak gal lih wlah ta hchouma khchite poto diyal a do w htalit a rotba 10

Molay Bo3ezza

9alek Hada wahad lemra mchat lmolay bo3eza w bdat w gelssat bhal iyla Sajda w hchat rassa tiht wahad izar w bdat kat9ol assidi bou3eza 3tini chi khobza A moulay bou3eza 3tini chi khobza.....mnin mchat ledar jebrat wahad chik fih chi 60.000.000 centim. 1 nhar tla9at sahbetha w 9aletla kifach derti w hkat liha l9adiya. mchat dak sahbetha l moulay bou3ezza w badat kat9ol a moulay bou3eza 3tini chi khobza etc.. hta fer3et ldak li khedam tema karo w howa yekhroj l3andha w jberha mkewza tema w 3anda wahad Terma kbira w howa yejbed zebo hchah fiha w 9ala a chrifa tssala lkhobz baki ghir lkomiiiiir...

l'3isaba

hada rjél o mratou ghadine msafrine chddouhoume chi 3isaba dazou 3lihoume koulhoume, mlli salawe galte lihe mratou, 39alti 3la chi wa7de fihoume, galliha rajélha : choufi nti lli kénti na3ssa 3la dahréke !! ana rani kénte na3ésse 3la kérchi

autobus

wahde skairi mbalate tlaà l autobus o hoa gool assalamo alaicom,ta wahde ma jawbo,o hoa abda essab a oulad khabe a zawamel hada hoa l islam kolkoume chadou fi zoubi,nade wahde chibani galihe a waldi malke tkarfasstni aà lina haka rah mnine galti salame rahe raddete aà lik fi nafssi,jawbo skairi galih machi mochkil a boua nta thlak men zoubi wa lakine lkhrene e bkhaou chaddine fihe...haaaaaa.

enfants

hadi wahde dariya sghira(7ans) tkoubha wahde darri takkada dialha,nado el wallidine dial daria daà ou el wallidine dial darri,fi el mahkama,kolchi dar mouhami,el mouhami dial darri nade kai gool wach had darri sghir kay aà raf lahwa o hoa jbade lih zabbo o hoa gol wach had zbibe sghire ghade tkoube taboune?koulchi le fe galssa skate,wala skile,o hea tgoulihoume darria he goulihe enafkhou,goulihe enafkhou.....

essabou7i

wahed lwald tjawaje nessraniya jabha kadamha lewalidihe farhanine biha kaywariwha
l'album dial el 3ila w hiya tchouf wahde la foto fiha 7maha galess we hmatha wakfa w heya tk3a galte lihom ntoma lmgharba makata7tarmouche la femme bak galess w mak wakfa. sm3ha el bate w 9ale lwaldo: sakate la7mara tmratak hadik rah tssouira diale essabou7i ana mabkawch andi arrajline 3lach noukaf wa amak mabkach andha el 9a3 3lache taglasse

hamla

fi wahde l hamla bolisse chaddou gaà lakhab dial la mdina,o rjalle li kano maà hom wahde zamel tsaide tahoa maà hom,fi el commissariat bdaout kai farkou fi houm rjal bouhadhoum o lakhab bouhadhou,aà kou bih zamel o homa e loh maà lakhab,mine bgha y dkHol andhome l chambre bdaou la khabes kai golo yah rajjel....o hoa e gol lihom o fina hoa fina hoa????????

zahaf o laà war

hada wahde zahaf o laà war msahbine , laà war kai haze zahaf fog ktafou daimane mnine kai kono ghadiine fi treck.wahde nhare tlakaou maà wahde daria kai aà rafha zahaf,o bgha kai dwi maà ha chhale o mnine mchate sawlo laà war chkone haddik?galih zahaf rah khti,jawbo laà war ollah ma khtak, o bache aà raftiha machi khti?hassite b zoobak kaime fi ooungui(mon cou)....haaaaaa.

tiercè

hada wahde laà roubi o fassi o chalhe daimane kai laà bou tiercè,wa lakine aà marhoume marabhou,wahde nhare tafkou bache aà brou zbabhoum o lilkaou fihoum e laà bouh.aà brou dial laà roubi lkaw 18cetimes,dial chalhe 13 o dial el fassi 3.o homa laà bou 18.13.3.matdkhol ghir 18.13.5.o homa ejeou ande el fassi daro fih khrajti aà lina fi l ordre.galihome falta machi diali rah galte likome aà brouh kaime...

chamaÃ

wahde khaina machdoude fi el habsse 24 aà me,aà mro ma hwa.mnine khraje mel habsse,salmate aà lihe bente khaltou o hoa yatlak chamaà fi seroualo.haaaaa.

marrakchi

hada wahde el marrakhi kaidor fi essouk,o hoa essmaà chi wahde hzake.o hoa ytnahade:haaaa,katnadi aà lia a zinte lahnouk finak al hebiba.haaaaaaaa.

intihhare

wahde khaina bgha intahar bka kai fakkar fi tarrika li ghai moote biha,maà nafsso kai gool ntlahe godame train la waà raa.nadrabe rassi bi mousse,natlahe mine foke l'immeuble.kolchi hade tarrikate waà rine ach raà ndire. dalame aà lhel o bka ghadi bouhdo fi wahde zanka,o hoa ebanlih wahde lmagldame o maftoul maziane ghadi fi zanka bouhdo o hoa i bane lihe lblane.gal ghadi nmchi anderroungehe o ghadi ektoulni bi chi dakka. o hoa ekkarablih o hoa khaourou o hoa door mkhanzzar fih ma chaffak tawahed?galih el mountahir laà ,o hoa el mgaldame jawbo aà oudha 6 marrate mtabiine .........

hammam

wahde laà roubi galasse fi el hammame kai ghssale fi zoobo li fih takribane 20 centimètre(ètat de repos) dare aà nde el fassi o bane lih zbibou sghiouare takribane chi 4 centimètre wafiène.laà roubi jah laà jab o hoa essoualo laà roubi andake chi wlade?jawbo el fassi andi abdelghafour mouhami fi wahde el mounadama aà lamia ,lalla ghizlane khadama fi la nasa fi el mericanne. o hoa laà roubi bka kai chouf fi zoobo o kai gool zoob lahmar mai walde ghire lahmar.....

hayet

galek wahd khena skrane kayboul hda l hayt dial wahd dar;tal 3lih moul dar houwa ygoulih ma rkiti fintboul a hda dari,howa ygoulih ma rkiti fin tbni a hda zbi

zeb anwa3

hada wahed lmra swlat lfqih kifach t3mel m3a zeb, qaliha kay 3 toroq: ida dakhala qa2iman wakhraja qa2iman yajibo massoho; ida dakhal qa2iman wa khraja na2iman yajibo ghasloho; wa ida dakhala na2iman wa kharaja na2iman yajibo gardoho.

tadart (tassast)

galik hada 1 rajle 3ndo 1 zebe oktema skhen kaykherej zebo mcha l7emam skhen 7ta skhen khrej zbo kaygol sssssss b7al lef3a fel7emam mcha l3nd 1 l3wer howa ichdo okayghewet galihom wakwak lef3a ja mol l7emam mol zeb ra sme3 le3wer howa ikhwi lma bard 3la zebo howa itjme3 gal mol l7emam le3wer malk galih rah chdit lef3a galih rah nta 7mek 3mer chefti chi lef3a fel7emam howa imchi mol l7emam okhrej le3wer kaybedel 7wayjo okyim tani mol zeb kaydor tani fel7emam sssssssss howa ichdo 1 rajel dayir sabon f wejho 7yid sabon welgah zeb howa i3tih bestal okayghewet mol zeb osem3 lih le3wer howa igol chto chto rah lef3a 3dat chi 1 ldakhel haaaaaaaaa

kalbe

wahde saiida mchate aà nde tbibe hit kai darha kalbha,dare liha tbibe tahalile o radio o hoa gool liha:mochkile machi aà ndak walakine rahe aà nde rajlak,zoobo kbir o rahe kai masse lik al kalbe dialek,al hale wahide hoa tjibi rajlak bach naksso lih men zoobo.o hea tjaoubou aà lach matidourliache chi aà malia thazo fiha kalbi lfok chi choua....haaaaa.

ana o jaddi

wahde darri sghire chafe jaddou kai daouche aà riane,o hoa sawlo ach no hada a jaddi?jawbo jaddo hadda rah zoob.bka darri kai aà oud el kalma fi dare,mnine ja bahe galihe chcoune li aà lmak hade lkalma lkhaiba?galih:jaddi,mcha rajjal ande bahe o galihe ahe hade chi li kat aà lam darri,o hoa el jadde jawbo:ache baghiti ngoolih bannana bache hoa yjar o ana njar...haaaaaa.

alsam

hada wahad 3andou zab kbiiir dkhal alhamam ouhowa m9ayam howa ichofou wahad siyad ougalih makanya ma3na a sahbi sir toilette ou jib chi ras(ikafat)bach itfach mcha dar dakchi ouhowa itdala lih 3la fkhadou ohowa idkhal wahad rajal ou chaf hadak almandar ohowa iygomih 3andak wahad alhanch ohowa igolih matkhafch rah bahra hayat lih alsam

laghlid

hada wahad alghlid za7am wahad r9i9 fwahad grand taxi ohowa iygolih alr9i9 ohowa lala3 lih aldam tak7az chi chweya ouhowa iygolih alghlid a sahbi rah tisa3 fi alkhatar ohowa iyjawbou r9i9 tisa3 fi tint mok limkharjak gad haka

Marrakchi o fasi

hada wahed fasi mcha ljama3 fna kaychof lhalka, kna 3lih wahd marrakchi men b3id, oja morah, o3tah lih fterma(fesse),dak lfasi has bezayed, obe33ad chwia, jalih 3awtani o3tah lih, nad lfasi beddel leblasa ga3, teb3o lmarakchi o3tah lih 3awtani, hetta dar lfasi ogalih : "Ach kadir ntina n3al chitan rak berzettini"ohowa ygolih l marrakchi: " Atferraj labiti tferraj, malek hatou lik f3inik?" ( c cool, en direct )

mol hanoute o clienna

wahde clienne kbal mai ssafar wassa chalhe mol hanoute bach waktama aà itate lihe mratou eddiliha hadakchi libghate l dare o kaide hta ejji men sfare.nhare lawale mcha dake o hea takhrouj lih lamra labssa chemise kai baine kolchi,chalhe kayame o made liha hadakchi li bghate o mcha,nhare tani kharjat lih bla soutiamate,kayame o maghdarche y zaà me o hoa hbate fhalou,o mnine aà itate aà lih fi mara talta gal maà dmaghou ghadi takhrouj lia aà riana hade lmara o hoa kharraj zobo mkaime o dakke fil babe,khraje lih rajalha ohoa gool lih chouf wallah matkhlassni daba hta nboul lik hna....haaaaa..

WA HLOUUU

Kallek ya lalla w ya sidi, hadi wahed lmra fouk ma tn3ass ma3 rajlha(n3ass dial nachat za3ma) ta tbda tghawat " wa hlouuuuu, wa hlouuuuu wa hlouuuuu" ....ara ya sidi lila 3ala lila jaw jjiran ytchkkaw men rajlha, kaloulou a sidi rah mratek ta tfayyak lmoubel koullou bllil w hna 3andna drrari sghar hchouma...rah ytkarrar had chi nouba wahda akhra choufou fayen trahlou..
Dkhal rrajel 3ala mratou w 3awadlha 3ala chnou kaloulou jjiran w tbarra mennha.
Flil kanou nachtin w hya bkat habssa rassha w ma kaddatch, w hya tabda tghawat" wa hlou wa hlouuuuuuuuuu wakha nrahlou..."

entre putes fruits

banana galt l fraiza:siri ya l khayba chkoun ddaha fik wej'hek kollo 3amer hboub!
jawbet'ha la fraiza: siri ya lkahba lkhanza nti ghir lli cheddek y hayyed lik esserwal wakhkha ykoun ghi derri!

dkhl khrj=1Dh

hadi wa7d l97ba ma3l9a f dhrha dkhl khrj=1Dh, ja lwlani khcha fiha zbbou w khrjou a3taha 1DH, tani, talt... ja lkhamss w houa ykhchi zbbou w b9aaa, w hioa tgoulléhe a3lach ma bghitich tkhrj zbk, galléha a3ndi hér a3chra drial

4 drial

wa7d soussi 7wa mratou w ma bghatch twld, w houa yddiha lsbitar w dart a3ram dial la3maliat w waaaalou, w houa yb9a ki fkr chwiya, chd wa7d 4 drial w houa ybda y 7kha ma3 tboune dial lmra w drri khrj ki jri ;)

hi

hada wahid sousi andou lhanout ,wahid nhar lka wahid lkahba obgha ibaytha odaha l lhanout obaytha fiha obka 3liha b lahwa wahid sa3a sbah 3iyan ogalit lou dik lkahba hchi zabak f lkounfitur wara nmassou ogaliha sousi mli nhchih f lkomfitour alala nmasou htta ana ,,,hahahahahhahah

formage

galik hada wa7de ragel radi safere ou mratou galtlih daba nt7ouwaw 9bel mat mchi gal liha ghadi nsift lik 9ar3a diale lmani ou radi t khchiha fik lmouhim sefet ha leha walakin sa3i l barid (facteur) heresha is7abha 7lib 3amarha belhlib dazet 9 mois 3eiate ragel lmratou gl liha andra bente ou la wel galtlih fromaga.

lbertouch

hada fassi ou chelh ou 3roubi kraou bertouch ou taf9ou bach koula sebt ybat fih wahed houwa ou l9ahba dialou, sebt louwal bat lfassi ou fsbah soulouh shabou chhal jebti men rass galihoum 8 ou soulouh hiya chhal galihoum 6 sebt lakhour bat chelh ou fesbah soulouh chhal gebti mrn rass galihoum 10 ou souwlouh hiya chhal gal lihoum 10
sebt lakhour ja l3roubi bat ou fesbah soulouh chhal gebti men rass gal lihoum 14ou soulouh hiya chhal jabet galihoum majatch

lawah...

wa7ed lmou3alima mchate kat9eri f le3roubiya, w3endha talamide kbare, mchate 3end charef fihoum ga3 w hiya tgoulih wa9ila nta mkerer galha lawah mzebeb

2 mourd casawa

hadou 2 mourd kanou ghadiine fi triik ohoma yban lihoum wahd taybi3 lbanane mchao 3ndou o9alih lmard lowal dir wahd 10 kg dial lbanane ohw aintk sahbo:"10kg! rah ktira 3lina" ohwa yrad 3lih o9allih:"matkhafch lli chat naklouh.............!"

calkulatrice

hada whad arrajel okt ma bgha it7an mrato taikol liha arailia dik l calculatrice. wahd nhar tkhassemo, ohoa i9ol lbento siri 9oli l mok t3tini l calculatrice, ohia dkoliha 9olilih l calculatrice khassrea.
wahd chwia lmra kaltha ohia tssift bentha l3and baha o9alt lih rah tssaobat l calculatrice oach njibha lik? ohoa i9ol liha, siri 9oli l mok blach rah jma3t lhssab biddia.

lijtima3 dial ro2asa

hada gal lik wa7d ijtima3 dial roasaa w gal lhindi "na7no 3indana al banat al hindia" howa yna9aze al turki w gal"na7no 3indana al zarabi turkia" ou gal bush"na7no 3indana a sawarikhe a mirikania" ou gal l maghribi " na7no 3indana a zbouba lmaghribia li kat7wi al banat al hindia faw9a zarabi turkia bi9ouwati a sawarikhe al mirikania".

lmaghribi

hada wahed lmarghribi o mericani o japonais fi lhabs.3tawhom euro lwahed o 9alo lihom li sawb lina bih chi haja zwina nkharjoh men l7abs.dazat 10 ayam .l9aw japonais sawb lihom bateau bien decoré,jaw 3nd mericani l9aw 3ndo 2 pyasate dial euro 9alo lih kif darti 9al lihom dart liha laklonage,mali jaw 3nd al maghribi mal9aw 3ndo walo 9alo lih fin darti l euro dialak 9al lihom 7wit bih lmericani.

weld kahba

galek hada wahed kikon dima kikon wa9ef m3a shabo li chafoh 3ando chi moto ola chi haja kigol lih chof hadak wald lkahba chno 3ando wahed nhar howa imchi l'ecole ou galih mo3alim chno briti tkon gal lihom brit nkon wald 9ahba

3zi w bida

hada wahd l3zi mssahb m3a bida w dima katlbss lih lwane mftohine wahd nhar galiha lbssi chi haja mrloka m3a l3zawa 3ziz 3lihom lwane mrlokine
lbssate kolchi fanidi w jate galtee lih kijitk a hobi galiha ki zbi f raybi hahahahahahahahaha

2 PD et le ministre

Hadou 2 zwamel hachakom mchaw majliss nouwab tahoma galik bghaw y6albou b7ou9ou9hom.Chwiya howa yakhraj lihom louzir ougalihom ila mamchitouch t9awdou daba ghadi na7wikoum bjouj, houma ygoulou lih: 9HARTOUNAAAAAA BLWOUUU3OUUUUUD. looool

tajriba

wahde laboratoire aà lami bhga ydire tajriba diale zawaj dial la bguare(vaches)maà bnadame,jab françaoui,taliani o aà roubi o kol wahde sade aà lih maà baghra li moudate 5 sennine.mnine salate mouda,jaw aà nde françaoui lkaou walde 4,talianni walde 3,laà roubi 1.lajna galte aw hadchi machi moumkine ajiou nchoufou baghra li kante aà nde laà roubi o mnine kalbouha lkaouha taoure.....haaaaa.

Boutaftaf

Hada wa7ed khayna fih boutaftaf ou 3andou wa7ed el mouchkile.
finma kay yemchi yi boule kay jib rasso

badal tarrika

wahde laà roubi daimane mnine kai dkhol ldare kai aà yte wa fatna,kat sarrah martou fok namoussia o kat haz rajliha o kai bda lahwa dima hakak.wahde nhare galass maà shabou fi lkahoua o gal wahde fihoum:ladda dial lahwa hoa tachbaà boussane o tkabasse aà de tahwi.bka laà roubi kai fakar fihadek lhadra omnine dkhale daro kif laà da aà ite wa fatna o hea tssarah lih fog namoussia,mcha aà ndha galiha lyoum ghadi natbaousso o nataà ngou maziane aà de nahwiwe,o hea lamra tgool lih:narri ya jillali zmalti....haaaaa.

laf9ih

gallik hada 1 lwald rabet darhom koulchi ghir houa lli b9ahay ma3rafch fin ghadi ybat gal ghadi namchi 3and laf9ih saheb lwalid on 3awd lih achno tra ghadi ybayyatni 3ando. safi macha 3ando 3awdlih l'affaire o houa yra7ab bih lafkih gal m3arasso hadi hamza nzido liha had llil melli bghaw i na3soo gallih n3ass 7daya melli na3sso ddari na3ess 3la dahro o houa yasma3

saken b3id

kalek hada wa7ed sat baghi yen3ess o ma3arefch kifach mcha l3aned wa7ed l9owada o gal liha rani bghit n.... o ma3arefch kifach ;kalet lih ana ghadi ne3tik wa7ed deria o n3almek fiha;ewa jabet lih driya kalet lih hez liha rejliha hez liha rejliha kalet lih khchih fiha khchah fiha howa y3ejbo lhal kalet lih sir o ji ya3ni dakhlo o kharjo howa ygoul liha saken b3id hhhhhhhhhhh.......

al moudiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3e lmisri

daba hada wahade lmisri gale lmaghribi o francaoui o mirikani li hwa liya 10 t darriyate na3tihe libgha ja l francaoui ilawale oui tani oui taalite oui rrabi3 safi ja l mirikani ilawale oui taani oui taaalite oui rrabi3 oui l khaamisz oui ssaaadise safi ja lmaghribi ilawale oui taani oui taalite ouirraaabi3 oui lkhaamise oui saadise oui saabi3 oui taamine oui taasi3 oui l3aaachire oui lhakame oui lgoumhour aye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sa3oudi

gal lik hada wa7d sa3oudi bant lih wa7d lmaghribiya w houwa ytkarfass 3liha gat dik lbant mchat d3atou w flma7kama dak sa3oudi gal : ""yaa sayidi lgadi lama ykoun zabi madi wa 3rougou mtanacha ma biya3raf tarigou""

9a7ba

galik hadi wa7d l9a7ba ma3roufa 3la sa3id l3alami fima katn3ass m3a chi wa7d makatghawatch houma ygibou liha mirikani w francawi w maghribi ga l mirikani galihouma zabi fih 2m w maghowtatch ga lfransawi galihoum zabbi fih 3m w dkhol 3andha w maghowtatch ga lmaghribi galihoum zabbi fih 1m gaw houma da7kou 3lih galou lih lakhor dyalou fih 3m w maghowtatch w nta li fih ghi mitro wa7d bghitiha tghawat lik ga lmaghribi galihoum ghi khliwni ngarab w houwa ydkhol 3andha w hiya tla9ha bwa7d lghawta kbiiiira bzzzaaaf mni gaw chafou l9aw lmaghribi zaboo fih 1mitro fl3ard loooooool

lftour

galek hada wahed bgha yjawaj,walakin ma3andouch flouss,galih sahbo jawaj o fatar martek bi lhwa o 3achiha bi alhwa o ghadiha bi lhwa,
khona dar ma galih sahbo ,men ba3d 3 mois fak men n3ass makach marto hdah ;kaleb 3aliha o lkaha fi stah mgabla tabounha m3a chmch(soleil) galiha ach kadiri galet lih kan sakhan lik lftour

m3a la mutuel kat tle3 gher ...

hada galek wahed khyna mcha 3and ginecologue(mra)gal liha 3endi mochkil galt lih chnahowa lmochkil?gal liha ra zebi ga3 ma bka khdam
jat hya chdato ou howa y kyem gal lih ha nta mkyem ma 3andek walo gal liha la lmochkil ta kan khchih gal lih ewa ma3ndnach fach njerbo howa y golliha nti galt lih la flwl ou bka m3aha ta bghat bda ki hwi fiha jab rasso ou hya tgol lih wa ma 3endek walo o howa i gol liha wlay ma3art kifach laghed lih rje3 3anda gal lih malek gal liha nafss el mochkil ou t3awdat el kissa 2 khtrat ou lmera lakhra gal lih daba nta kat 3tini 200dhs bach thwini 100dhs tjib lik ahssan kehba b3chaha ou kolchi ou howa i gol liha la m3a la mutuelle kat tle3 gher 260 ryal;););):):):)

chme3

hadi wahed seyda hamla f 3 mois w kaytsalha 3 mois d'electricité ja 3endha moul ddou gal leha 3endek 3 mois galet leh w bash 3refteha gal leha ga3 ly kaderouha hna katmarka 3endna lhih galt leih awili wachnou ma3moul gal leha ila ja rajlek goulou ydouz 3endna wla n9et3ouh leih galt leih wana ach ndir gal leha 3ddy b chme3

 
 
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