Nokate Sexy (Interdit Au - 18 Ans)
 

chikha 7it ktmaa

nhada wahd yalah ched credi 2milion kan radi balih sahbo mfarkass omcha 3ando
-akifach had tfarkissa
-awdi rah ma3rod lwahd la3ars
sahbna lassko ohwa ymchi m3a l3arss .fl3arss lmfarkss bra chriha lsahbo 3ayat 3la chikha galiha.
-chti hada khiyna lilhih 3ndo 2melion fjibo.
chikha tam3at mchat 3ando b bzazlha 3aryanin .khona thal o3alak liha 200dh fkola bzola chikha fer7at ohyatma3 orj3at 3ndo 3awdani m7ayda slip jat tal3ando hzat wahd rjal ohtatha fog ktaf khona .khona jbad carte guechet dkhalha liha ftabonha ohowa ytiri 400dh li laskin fbzazelha
(tkolbat)

talab

Galik hada wa7ed bnadem 3endou 7ejrou sghiiir,wa m3e9ed men had l9adya! wa7ed nhar l9a wa7ed l9ar3a 7ekha ou houa yekhrej lih menha wa7ed jen(Genie) ou galih:" daba nta 3ta9tini tlab meni chi talab ou radi n7e9e9ou lik",khona ou houa yetfeker lmouchkil dialou ou houa yegoul l dak jeni:"Brit 7ejri ye9iss lard",ara lina dak jeni ou houa yeched khona 9te3 lih rejlih bjouj,Nihahaha

3eroubi o fassi

wahad la3roubi taydour fi marjane o howa ychouf 1 fassi 3ando 1 lkar kbir o la3roubi 3ajbo lkar dyal fissa o howa ybeda ythalwan 3lih chewiya ban lih fissa zayzoun o howa yadir raso hta howa zayzon o mcha 3ando galih ghir bi leaichara ila darna newiba radi nwaliw nhadroo b 2 o fassi 3and raso 3ayk galih ana 1 gal lih wakha yalah lefassi bari yakhchih o howa ygoul lih safi ana walit nahdar o hiya taji nouba dayal fisa o 3etah lih la3roubi o howa yegool aba gal lih aba ama aca hata tkalam .......

bent khalti

nwahd lhway batat 3andhom bent khalto o howa ynod liha blil hewaha mazyan o fi sbah bah o moo tyftro o hiya tgol lbantha siri 3ayti 3la hadak lmaskhok yji yaftar o faykato fach mecha yaghsal wajho khala tarf dyal laknona fi nifo habt o mcha rayh m3ahom obdaw taychoufo fih tfoo 3la ganse o howa ytnakra ogal lihom wa hwitha o tbat ghada nhewi mhaa 3awd tani..

mahdar

galik hadi wahd lamra rakbat f wahd l bus 3amer hoa ykhawarha wahd khayni ohia tddih l bolice mohim mchaw 3and dak khayna li kayktab lmahadir hoa ygoul lihom safi lla ysamah ,oma3andi manktab fhad lmahdar aw naktab rajl khawar mra safi lla ysamah ewa dik lamra jlakha galtlih walo mantfakch .ohia tgoul lih ktab ach radi ngoul lik:
1:attarami 3ala ttarami
2:al ihtikako bi zzikak
3:al i3tidae 3ala to9ab lghayr
4:haml silah lbachari fi na9l lhadari......hihihihihihihih

chi viagra al walidda

hadda wa7ed satte mcha 3ende mmoo galihha 3tinni viagrra , galte lihhe mmo lache baghihha , gal lihha rahhe karchi(mon ventre) jarya (la diaré ) bghitte viagrra bache ta9ssa77e liyya karcchi o ya9ssa77e lakhrra , galtte lihhe mmo chkoune galhha likke , galihha lbare7 sma3takke galtti l baba koul l viagra bache ya9ssa77e likke had lakhrra , leulll ;o)

khalto

galik hada wahad dima kayamchi 3and khalto bach flil ybat m3a bent khalto wydirhalha. wahad nhar rlat wadkhal 3la khalto wbadda ydirhalha bla maya3raf bli hya khalto wahad chwya whowa ychouf wjahh wytakhla3 whya gatlo kammal awaldi ana makhalat had

facteur

hada wahd sayd dak 3la wahd dar o kharjat 3ando wahd lamra o gal liha chrayba 3tato chrayba jbad liha 500dh galt awah chrayba 500dh galt lih walo dekhal tachrab atay cherab atay 3etaha 500dh o hiya tgoul lih walo radi tbat m3aya bat m3aha lil kolo o fi sbah 3taha 1500dh o gal liha had 2500dh sayftha lik rajlak li fi talyan o ana howa lefacteur ,kawlbha...

lgasba

hada wahd rajl saken howa o mrato o wlado f bit wahed.bellil tayna3so drari bin rajel o lamra dima melli taybghi ihwiha taynghozha bwahd lgasba,wahd nhar jat lgasba f l3ayn dyal ddarri ohawa ygoul lkhouh:fayya9 dik l9ahba drok i3mina had l9lawi....

Saken B3id

9alek hada wahed lweld ma3omro ma hwa chi bent, wahed nhar galoulih s7abou walou darouri ma khassek tjareb, homa ydiwh 3and wahed l9ahba wo wessawha 3lih. aralna dik l9ahba cherhat lkhayna koulchi, wkhchat zebo ftabonha wgatlih yalah sir waji galiha howa " semhiliya saken b3id". ;o)

ZABA

hada wahd dima taymchi 3and l3atar taygol lih 3andk lafkoka taygol lih la tyarja3 3ando lagadh lih tayswlo 3andk lafkoka taygol lih la wahd nhar l3tar ba3 lhanout kolo o 3amro fekhoka o howa yji 3ando gal 3andak lafkhoka gal kaynin gal ana momatil charikat zaba ...

CHleh 9erzaz

hada wahed chleh f l autobus m3ene9 balisa fiha 40million dh. wahed cheffar shih tle3 l bus et gal lihoum " les hommes iguelssou a ma gauche et les femmes a ma droite"
3awed gal lihoum"les femmes ghadi nhwihoum et les hommes ghadi ngrissihoum" ou howa yne9ez chleh o gal " wahia hwi koulchi...."

lhsassa

haddou jouje hessassa beghaw ila3bou lecarta, gualou khasse li irchem, lekaw wahed aazzi, gallou hada islah. Outafkou maah, alla li teghelab ihwih aazzi. Ouguel lihoum, willa dertou mach nul ? tehwini ana. idan hata howa hassasse.

string

galik hadi wahd lmra galt l rajlha jib lia string(slip).mcha l magazin ou houma ygoulou lih kaydir 200dh ou houwa ygoul lihoum wakha ykoun b tbbounou manchrih.

3robbi o fassi

galik hada wa7ed l3robi o fassi t9t3ate bihom liyam f wa7ed sa7era, iwa jathom zamla o homa ydoro f be3diathom, l3robi gal l fassi ana nbeda lawal, mohim zok l fassi biwad o n9i mafih hta zogheba kamal l3robi o hiya tji nobete l fassi, dar hah ban lih zok l3robi ke7al b zeghob o howa ygolih hza2 hza2 tban to2eba(llah ykhalikom dima a da7kine)

l7issa

galak hada wa7d chel7 taydour 3la wa7d lqa7ba bariha. hiya 7chmat kola mara taytlabha dazt 3ndou l7anout w howa yssadou w gal liha diri li mssissa w hiya talqa zabou khanaz w moussakh w galt lih dir lia fi7 chouia dl coufitire gal liha: hakawa 3la lconfiture . ila kan lcoufitire nla7ssou nit ana!!!

hlawet l3esker

hada wahed khrjouh min lmedrassa w mcha ydfe3 dossier dialo l3esker w mni kan khareg tlaka m3a wahed lmerda w howa y soulou w galih achnahia hlawet l3esker galih nta daba dfe3ti edosi momkin tkebl momkin matkeblech ila matkbeltich ma3endek hta mochkil ila tkblti 3andik 2 probleme imken douez lkonkours w iken madowzouch ila madoumztihch ma3endek hta mochkil ila douwztih 3endek zouj machakil ymken tkeb ymken matkeblech ila matkbltich ma3endek hta mochkil ila tkblti 3endek zouj machakil imken tkra w twili chi haga mohima w la tkoun 3skri ila kriti wliti chi haga ma3endek hta mochkil iwa wila wliti 3skiri 3endek 2 probleme ima ghadi tmchi thareb contr l'algerie ou l'espagn ila mchiti thareb contre l'algerie ma3endek hta mouchkil wila mchiti thareb contre l'espagne 3endek 2 probleme soit ghadi thareb w trge3 bighir w la ghadi tmout ila rge3ti ma3endek hta mochkil wila mti 3endek 2 probleme soit isawbou bik lkartoun soit lpapier jenik ila sawbou bik lkartoun pas de probleme wila sabou bik lpapier jenik 3endek 2 probleme ima ymshou bik les femmes ou bien less hommes ila mshoubik erjal ma3endek hta mochkil wila mshou bik l3ialat 3endek de problem ima ymshou bik min lkobol wla ymshou bik min dobour ila mshou bik min dobour pas de problelme wila mshou bik min lkobol hadik hia hlawet l3esker

wili wili wili wili

hada wahed makbouuuuut hiato kamla tayhlm ihui chi darria kif makant wahed nhar ghadi taytsrkl ou fwahed zanka jaya wahed lbent 7arra tarf niit 3amra mazian sdar 3amer ch3ar 7rir 3winat khoudr bka 7al fmo wakfat chwia hia tbka katchouuf fih ghamzatou hou ykayam chouia hia tdkhoul lwahed dar tb3ha hlat lih lbab dkhal hia tbda kathayad flhwaeyj chuia b chuia etkat 3la namoussia hlat rjliha jratto hayad liha lgrssoun hayad sroilaoyallah bgha ikhchih mal9ach zabou

msissa

wahed bant lih wahda dayza hazza glasse galliha chi mssissa azzine ou matfahminich ghalat galt lih hak ou 3tato la glasse galliha fhamtini ghalat

rass

galik hadi wa7ed chaloutiya (9a7ba) galou chnouhowa rass(tete) en français w galtlihom howa plaisir.

avant viagra

wahed khayna sayyed wahed lqoqa wa3ra ou ddaha lddar. melli bgha yebda lma3qoul, ma nawwedch. jra 3liha ou khraj daye3 fi zanqa. houa yetlaqa m3a wahed khayyetna bhal jrana. lam3allem dialou houa ynoud lih. sahebna hass bi chemta ou houa yealleb 3la houfra fi lhayt ou gal: koulou bouh a lahnoucha koulou bouh!

far

gallek hada 1 l far kan mrawwane 1 lmra.. 1 lmrra ja rajelha kayjarri 3lih bach y9atlo...w hwoa dik lfar yhrablih w dkhol f tabboune dial mrato.. ma b9ach kaya9dar yahwiha...bdaw kayfakro f l7all... galihha ghadi n7atlih lkhobz (le pain) f l fem dial tabounek w fach yokhrej yaklo nchaddo .. hya hadik chak foi kay7atlih lkhobz dik la far kaykhroj veeew ! kaydi lkhobz w kayrje3 lblasto... aralna m3a la repetiton l mra sokhnate w 3jabha l7al ( lfar tale3 habet) w hya tgoul l rajelha : " wa driss : wa fartatlih fartatlih !! ) :D

lhwa bl3lali

had wahd khayna mcha and l pharmacien galo wach andak chi dwa li tay 3awan 3la lhwa galo oui b 30dh,3tah dak le client 200dh galo rah ma 3andich sarf sir and dak lgazar li enface m3aya golo galik mol la pharmacie sarflo had200dh,le client mcha and lgazar galo galak mol la pharmacie 3tih 10kg nta3 lkafta hta ydoz andak w ykhalssak w mcha fhalo ma khalasse hta haja,hoi yji 3awtani un client a khor and mol la pharmacie galo wach andak chi dwa li tay3awn 3la lhwa galo oui b 30dh galo le client wach mzyan hoi ygolo mol la pharmacie wahd daro her f jibo hoi yhwini ana w lgzar.hehehhehehe

lberhouch

hada wa7ed lberhouch dima ki mchi 3end wa7ed khayti ki goulliha "naaaaaaarri wncheddek!". wa7ed nhar telle3lia ddem ou ddatou m3aha, dekhlatou lbitha ou kherjat, fach rej3at l9atou skhef, ma fehmatch. merra oukhra galliha la même chose ou ddatou lbitha, le même scénarion c répété. merra oukhra dattou ou bghat te3ref chnou ki w9e3, dekhlatou lbitha ou kherjat ou b9at kattel 3lih, fach ja i7ied serwalou kitle3 zebbou bezzerba ou derbou lrassou ou ki skhef

hako ljar ala jarih

hada wahd khayna kan dima tajib lkhab l dar dima tay kssar m3a rasso w tayskon mn tahto wahd khayna dima whid ma taydir walo wahd nhar jab chi 2 dyal lkahbat w gal had nhar n3rad ala jar dyali ykassar m3aya mssikin hbat 3ando dak alih kharj ando galo wach fik li yhwi galo la khor oui galo yalah tla3 m3aya homa hakak tal3in f droj hoi dak li mgbon chad lakhor f zako galo kant baynali fik mch hal hadi w makdartch nkolhalak.

tefriga

hadi 1 lmra ma9to3a liha rjelha ou dayra rjel dial lekheb 1 nhar saydha 1 lrajel oudaha mchaw howa dkhal toilett yhayed hwayjou ouhia haydathou f lbit safi tratat ou tfaw daw ou howa yedkhoul 3liha ched liha rjel lawla ou bra yched rjeltania bach yetkala malkahach aw galiha fine hia rejlek galt lih raha fok leplakar galiha watefriiiiiga hadi lol

fassi fe merrakech

had wa7ed el fassi kan m3a weldou zwin fe merakech, twedelih el weld ou b9a tay9eleb 3lih nhar kamel mal9ahch , fe sba7 nad bekri ou houwa ysowel wa7ed moul el 7anout : a chrif wach ma banlikch wa7ed el weld byed , zwin , 7nikat 7omer , tbibez..ou houwa ygoulih dak el merrakchi : tfou ..a le9lawi 9eyemtih liye 3la sba7..

hammam

gallek hada wahed lfass dkhal lhammam ou lqa wahed lmarrakchi jabed lam3allem dialou ou kai dhan fih bzouita beldia. ou houwa igoul lou: ai ai 3lach kat dahnou, wach kai dorrek?
- jaoubou lmarrakchi: lla lla kandhan fih bach may dorrekch nta!

iwa khtana hadi

hada 1 khiyna jat 3endhoum wahed deriya tbat fe darhoum , seyedha , ou galetlih ghir ine3ssou malin dar aji 3endi lbit 3eryan bach deghya nsaliw . mouhim ghir tfaw do ou houwa yzouwel le7wayej kamlin, 9eyem zebou ou jay 3endha chad fih ou houwa el walid dialou yech3el do ou galih : ach dak chi ? malek ? galih deri : iwa daba hadi khtana dertiliya a lwalid yak ?

loissia

hada wa7d ragl ga3 nass yasalouh lgzar l5dar soussi rt wahd nhar hss brasou raimoutt éwa 3ait l wladou 9alihoum wahd loissia 9alihoum mni nmout 5alioulia zabi 9aim é wa mni mat defnouh é b9a zabou 5arg fou9 alard e mni soulou dik nass ly kaysalouh wladou 3alach b9a 3la had lhala 9aloulihoum bach lykaysalou ch haja ychd fih

ism 3la mossama

hada wahd khayna mcha tay klab 3la chi wahda ydawaz biha la nuit lka wahda tfahm m3aha w homa gadyan l dar galha chno smiytak gatlo 3awasif galha le nom bachi mochkil dkholha l dar w bda tay hwiha w hiya thzak alih galha chno hadchi gatlo 3amrak chti chi 3awasif bla rihe(le vent) galha bachi mochkil zad kamal w hiya 3awtani tboul 3lih galha chno hadchi gatlho 3amrak chti chi 3awasif bla chta(la pluit) galha bachi mochkil zad kaml w hiya tkhra galha chno hadchi gatlo 3amrak chti chi 3awsif bla talje w hoi yjma3 hwayjo gatlo chno ta dir galha 3amrak chti chi wahd tay hwi f had l jaw hada.

103 w BM

hada wahd khayna kan mli tay bgi y7wi marto tay golha iwa l BM(la voiture) hiya tat mchi l namoussiya,lmohim homa haka dima wahd nhar waldhom sgir bga y3raf had l BM li tay rkab fiha papah w mamah ki dayra mcha dkhal l bit n3asse w tkhaba3 tah namoussiya mli ja papah ki l3ada bda tay 7awi f mamah w hoi ysma3 chi haja taht namoussiya mli tal lka waldo tay kafatte galo chno ta dir galih tab3ak alwalid b 103

mn 3and tarik l nabil

wahad zamal sayad kahba howa ygoliha wach namchiw galt lih ok..w howa yadiha lwahad dlima w bka sakat w madar walo..w hiya tgolo l kahba iwa ach ndiro daba?? galiha nchofo chi wahad li yahwina

LALA A KHOUYA

HADA WAHD L QUARTIER SAKNIN FIH GHIR ZWAMEL ,WAHD NHAR MAT ZAMEL, NHAR TANI MAT WAHD AKHOUR, NHAR TALET MAT AKHOUR, WHOUMA YHAZOU LES VALISES DIALHOUM WGHADYINE FHALHOUM, GALIHOUM WAHD FIN GHADYINE GALOU LIH RAH KAYEN CHI ZOB MASMOUME KAYDOUR HNAYA.

500 wla 5000

galik had wahd tbib katab f lbab li bra tay khalasse 500dh wli ma brach ta yakhod 5000dh,wahd khayna kan dayz mn tmak gal m3a rasso wlah hta nkolab had tbib dkhal khalass 500dh f dakhla daz and tbib galo dak lmrid l tbib ana ay haja klitha ma tanhassch bl madak nta3ha w hoi tbib y3ayat l bant li khdama m3ah galiha di hada l ka3a N°6 dato w gamdatlo 3inih w hiya t3amrlo famo m lkhra galiha hada lkhra gatlih nod 3la slamtak ha nta briti,mcha wbkat fih fakssa nta3 500dh li khdalo dak tbib w hoi yjib 500dh whda wkhra w ja bach ykolab tbib mra wkhra dkhlo galo rani mrid ma tan3kal hta 3la haja w hoi y3ayt tbib l bant li khdama m3ah galih di hada l ka3a N°6 w hoi yntak dak lmrid galih lkhra 3awtani w hoi ygolo tbib nod rak briti.

li tayderro rasso 3end tbib

galik hada wa7ed mcha 3end tbib houa ou merto, gal letbib ana we9temma brit n3es m3aha tyderrni rassi. 9ellbo tbib ou 9ellebha ou ml9a 3endhoum walou. gal lih lemrid hanta radi nefrekha gouddamek ou chouf b 3inik.ou melli bda tayfrekha ou 9erreb ijib rasso bda tayrewwet ou tygoul wa rasssiiiiiii ! 3awed 9ellebhom tbib mal9a walou. gal tbib wach yemken njerreb rah j'ai suspecté wa7ed l 7ala ou yemken hya.gallih lemrid sir 3ellah hir dawina hada houa lmouhim. frekha tbib geddam le malade ou magal walou! gallo tbib sir men daba simana ou 3awed rja3. 2 jours apré tla9aw bjouj f le café.o hou igoul tbib l ses amis chti hadak frekt lih merto gouddamou ou magal walou haha! ou houa igoul le malade l ses amis chti hadak tbib kant m3aya wa7ed l 9e7ba(pute) mal9it fin nfrekha ou ana n telle3ha frektha 3endou hahahaha!

kehba bagha tentaher

galikoum hadi wahed lkehba bagha tentaher, mchat lesseka dial tran ou kouwzat, lmouhim laghedlih galou felakhbar(ikhtifae kitar fi dorouf ghamida) hhhhhhhh

lberkani ou lkehba

galik hada 1 lberkani kan ghadi fouk jmel wesst sehra, chwiya jmel 3ya ou gless mabrach ynoud,bka lberkani messkin taynowed fih waalo, chwiya dik lberkani bantlih mra 3eryana ou ketaaa, jat galetlih 3tini chriba ou tleb liiii bghiti,galiha liiii bghit? galtlih ih, lmouhim 3taha cherbat, ou galtlih yalah tleb, galiha 3afak nouwdi m3aya had jmel hhhhh

lmra ou loussha

galik hadi wahed lmra mat liha rajel ou dima katmchi lkabrou ou kathak tabounha m3a lkbar dialou ou nad l3ssass dial lmakbara ou galha lkhou rajlha ou howa ygouliha a lala rah chawahtina ach dakchi kadiri and kbar khouya ou hia tgoulih rah khouk li kan taygoul lia rah andak wahed taboun kayfyak lmayette man kabrou ou britt nfaykou hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

fih chbar

kalik hadi wahda mat liha rajlha o hia tabda tebki o katkole wa nari ra kane 3ando fih chbar o wahad khoha tal3ate lih dam o howa yjabdo o kaliha ha howa hta ana 3andi fih chbar o hia tkole lih wa nari ra kane 3ando fih chbar ghir fi l3ard

kalik hado chi nas ...

^_^kalik hado chi nas mchaw li wa7d lblad ou homa ilkiw zkoka dialhom li sma bach tsob chta ou howa idoz wa7d lbidawi ou howa ibano lih hadok zkoka ou howa yarchi zabo fi wa7d tarma ou howa inod hadak ou howa ikol lihom raha chta bdat kana9at wajdo krorkom

DJAJA

WAHED KHAYNA KANE FESSTAH KAYZIDE LDJAJA DIALHOUM,OUHOUWA T'HASLOU MOU(SA MERE),GALETLIH MAHCHAMTICH A WALD LAHRAM?GATLIHA DJAJA:OQOQAK?(C

lhmar

wahd lhmar 3aych m3a wahd rajel odak rajel ay haja kayjibha lrasso kayjebha lhmar , wahd nhar byte 9hba onssa lhmar hwa ik3a 3lih gall ldak rajel min lyoum jeb hki fkolchi galih hadak ssafi lrd lih ja lrasso 9hba oulhmar jab lih hwa 9hba makatchofch lmohim bytohom fssbah rajel bra ikhlsshom l9hba limaktchofch galltt lih nta rendik 100 dh mol tjakita dyal dan 5000 dh hit kerfssni

bouteftaf

galik hada wahed rajel fih bbouteftaf dkhoul yboul houwa yjib rasso

zwamel

kalik hada wahd rb3at zwamel dkhlou l9ahwa w homa il9aw korssi wahd 9lboh o galsso 3lih b rab3a

3ryg r'mall

jouje s'hab fi douar mraihine kayetna9chou.
wahd fihom nakkaz wegal lakhour hadik maak maa ti9ch fiha. gallou lakhour ommi haja mta9ia lah. gallou laakhour net'khatrou. gallou lakhour m'chat. gallih n'harach kat jy mok men sou9 wach men try9. hia hadik melli wsal n'har souk
lwald d'fen sahbou fe try9 we khalla zebbou kharj.
haammou jaya men souk we hya tchouf hadyk l'baraka chafte 3la limine we 3la lissar ma ban liha had we hya t'goul l'hadyk l'baraka amalek ya 3ry9 r'mal we houa yekhrouj lyha waldha men w'ra chejra we galliha alwalida tantya ma t'salli 3a la9lawi 3a laklawi.

rajel mrigel

gal lik hada wa7ed rajel fine ma kay dkhol khasso i n3ass m3a mrato(...) dakchi yawmiyane safi wa7ed nhar ja rajel bgha i(...) ou hiya tgoule lihe tabouni mate ou houa i lbésse ta9chira ka7la ou houa ygoule liha ghan dkhol n3azzihe

lfarar

hadou wahd 2 taihdro hta salat lihom lhdra,howa ygolih l3bo chi haja khra,n3esse wahde fihom larde 3araian,lkhor heide serwal jbed zbou yalah baidiro fih galih ahfer asi angech adreb mazain aterteg,sahbo jme3 sarwalo howa eigolih mabgitch la3b,galih 3lach galih ga3 ma3tefti 3la kreque wa3cha kri ana

chel7

gallik hada wa7ed chel7 t3alm i kaffat wou houwa y bi3 martou

megribi mejehed

hadom wahd americano w mesri w hindawe w maghribe galo kol wahid yeftakhar bile ando f blado hia hadek :bda hindami galak ihna 3ana 3aylat hindiyen :galak mesri ihna 3ana ezarabi el mesria: glak amerike ihna 3ana sawarikh amerikeya :ja dawr dial maghribe makdar maykol:hia hadek galak ihna 3ana zabon tawel yatkobona bihi el3aylat el hindiyen fawka ezarabe el mesria metla esawarekh el amrekia.

jouje shabe

9allak hadou jouje shabe kanou 3atyinha ghi la9habe, wahade nhare bghaw ytoubou ou yatjawwjou, houma yatjawjou ou darou l3ars f nhare wahade f le meme hotel, m3a dak 5 dial ssbah hbate llawale l9ahwa ou houwa yal9A jamou galas,9allou a nari assate 9awwadtha, mine jabte f mrati rras llawale nsite ou 3titha 20 dh , ou houwa y9oullou sahbou nta kifwalou 3lik, ana 9wade, ana htta ana nsit wana na3tiha 50dh ou hiya traddli 30 dh

mride bl9lawi

gallak hada wahade sayyade 3andou 9alwa kbira ou 9alwa sghira, ou m3a99dinou f hyatou, ou houwa wahade nhare yamchi 3ande tbibe, 3awadlou lmouchkil, ja tbibe 9allou yallah warrihoumli, ja lakhour 9allou la radi tadhak 3lia, ja tbibe 9allou wallah ma nadhak ghi jbadhoum, 9allou lmride radi najbadlak ghi wahada, yallah jbadha tbibe bda yakhra bddahk ou 9allou had chi jbire bzayade, houwa lamride tkarrah ou 9allou : yak a walde l9ahba, wa daba htta ana wallah ma nwarrik lakbira

marrakchi mrigale

gallak hada wahade lmarrakchi 3arade 3la wahade al 3a2ila fassiya l la3cha, aranna mine jaw jabou m3ahoum waldhoum ssghire 3winatou khoudar ou tbibiz ou zwiwane, min da99ou fl bab ou khraje lmarrakchi, sallam 3la sahbou, sallam 3la mratou, mine wsale llbarhouch hazzou basou ou 9al l bbah : iwa 3lach m3addbine raskoum m3ana :-)

slt

hada wa7ed l rix dwa homai7etoh f la pharmacie

triguil

wa7ad mcha tay9alab ala wa7d l9a7ba wal9a ghir sahabtha galiha fine 3wicha galtlou mchat m3a wa7ad lclient houwa yghoul liha dommage galtlou ana namchi m3ak
galiha la madirilich litadirli 3wicha galtlou 1000 dh ndirli litadirlik 3wicha ok daha lil kamel ynik.... sbah galtlou madarnach chi7aja extraordinaire ....wach tadirlik aicha galiha tadirli credit....

zidi karhini fdine mouk

hada wahed derri kan gales fdaro bohdo gal achghadi ndir noud nedroub chi dora fchari3 ndabber 3la chi wahda dawez m3aya had lila haz tonobile dyalo ou khrej l9a denya katsafer kayna ghir wahed khayti khayba jou3 mcha 3liha ou ja chi setta delmarrat gal hanya ndawez m3a hadi had lila bchmma 3ta llah wakha khayba hezha ou daha leddar mahdar m3aha ma kalamha mni dakhlat b9a kaychouf fiha modda twila ou taykhamem wach i9issha ou la lla chwiya hadik khayti bdat katkhawer fnifha ou howa yek3a ou galliha zidi karhini fdine mouk zidi

3ma

9allak hada wahade l3ma mazale sghire f3amrou chi 17 ans, wa dima dayare l9ou9 lmaline ddar, finma ykoune badi chi film ti bda 3lihoum bl as2ila : chkoune mate?chkoune drabe bl9artas, chnou wa9a3...... iwa wahade nhare kan ghadi ydouz film wa3re, ou l3a2ila ttaf9ou annahoum yab9aw saktine bach yshablou ma kayn hadd ou ytfarrjou 3la khatarhoum, hia hadik f llile bda lfilm ou bda ti sawwale : mal hadou?chkoune rkabe f tonobile?....hta wahade ma jawbou, ou houwa y9oul f ttali : allah , ba3da mine ma kayane hadd, wa ndarbou daba chi takfita 9bal ma yjiw :-)

jouje 9habe

9allak hadou jouje 9habe kanou radyine f wahade ddarbe, chwia wahda 9alate l sahabtha : chammite rriha dial zbouba, jate loukhra 9alatlha : hadak ghi tabbouni tgarra3

a hchm ayma hchm

hada wahd chamali smito hmad 3tato mo m3za ibi3ha fso9 flmdina mcha ba3ha ochafto wahde l9ahba osydato hwaha bhadok lflos dlm3za ofache rja3 3nd mo galtlo fin 3biti lflos a hmad galiha ahchm ayma hchm

ma3gaz

galik hada wahd lwahd m3gaz bzaaaaaafffff. Wahd nhar, galih bouh khassek awlidi ttzewej rak kberti tbark lah. Galih la alwalid, mafia mantzewej. Oumelli bka kaygoulih rah darouri khassek dir drari... houwa ygoulih ewa labghitini ntjewej jibha lya m3ak hamla (lahkach ma fih may...). HAHAHAHHAHAAHA

 
 
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